Naughty Places

Just for fun with your help we are building a list of place names that seem to have sexual or vulgar connotations, even if they really don't (eg Cows Bottom really refers to a small valley). The list includes names of towns, villages, roads, house names etc as well as rivers, hills and other geographic features. We prefer these to be in Britain.

If a place really does have sexual connotations even better!

Here is our current list (updated 4 January 2007).

1. Back Muff Street Queensbury, Bradford, West Yorkshire, BD4
2. Badgers Mount Kent, England
3. Baildon Wood Bottom SE1538 Yorkshire, West Riding
4. Ballingdon Bottom TL0314 Hertfordshire
5. Ballinger Bottom SP9102 Buckinghamshire
6. Ballsbridge Dublin, Ireland
7. Balls Cross - West Sussex, Grid Ref: SU988262
8. Balls Cross West Sussex, United Kingdom
9. Beacon's Bottom SU7895 Oxfordshire
10. Beaver Green Ashford, Kent
11. Beck Bottom SD2984 Lancashire
12. Bell End Worcestershire, United Kingdom
13. Birkenshaw Bottoms SE2127 Yorkshire, West Riding
14. Bitchfield England
15. Blidworth Bottoms SK5954 Nottinghamshire
16. Bottom Boat SE3524 Yorkshire
17. Bottomcraig NO3624 Fife
18. Bottom House SK0452 Staffordshire
19. Bottomley SE0619 Yorkshire
20. Bottom Of Hutton SD4827 Lancashire
21. Bottom O' The Brow SD8411 Lancashire
22. Bottom O' Th' Moor SD6610 Lancashire
23. Bottom Pond TQ8958 Kent
24. Bottoms - Rochdale
25. Bottoms SD9701 Lancashire
26. Breast Sand - (bit Of A Cheat This) A Sand Bank Off King's Lynn, Grid Ref: TF543277
27. Britain Bottom ST7886 Gloucestershire
28. Brithem Bottom ST0110 Devon
29. Brook Bottom SD5442 Lancashire
30. Brown Tongue Scafell Pike, United Kingdom
31. Brown Willy Cornwall, United Kingdom
32. Bryant's Bottom SU8599 Buckinghamshire
33. Bucklers Hard SU4000 Hampshire
34. Bullyhole Bottom ST4696 Monmouthshire
35. Bunwell Bottom TM1095 Norfolk
36. Butt Of Lewis Scotland
37. Buttsole TR3054 Kent
38. Butts SX8089 Devon
39. Charles Bottom SS6831 Devon
40. Chorleywood Bottom TQ0295 Hertfordshire
41. Chorlton Cum Hardy Lancashire, England
42. Chorlton-cum-hardy SJ8193 Lancashire
43. Clay Bottom ST6274 Gloucestershire
44. Clitheroe (clit-her-oh!) SD7441 Lancashire
45. Clitsome Farm Washford, Somerset
46. Cock Alley - Derbyshire, Grid Ref: SK415701
47. Cock Bridge Aberdeen, Scotland
48. Cockden SD8734 Lancashire
49. Cock & End TL7253 Suffolk
50. Cockermouth Cumbria, CA13
51. Cockett SS6294 Glamorgan
52. Cocking SU8717 Sussex
53. Cockshead SN6355 Cardiganshire
54. Cockshoot SO5838 Herefordshire
55. Cocks SW7652 Cornwall
56. Cocktown Wexford, Ireland
57. Cockup Cumbria, United Kingdom
58. Codicote Bottom TL2017 Hertfordshire
59. Cove Bottom TM4979 Suffolk
60. Cows Bottom - A Small Place In Sussex Near Brighton
61. Crapstone Devon, United Kingdom
62. Creech Bottom SY9284 Dorset
63. Creeting Bottoms TM1157 Suffolk
64. Cromwell Bottom SE1222 Yorkshire,
65. Crotch Crescent Oxford, Oxfordshire, OX3
66. Dale Bottom NY2921 Cumberland
67. Dancing Dicks Witham, Essex
68. Dandy Cock Inn Disley, United Kingdom
69. Deans Bottom TQ8660 Kent
70. Denny Bottom TQ5639 Kent
71. Devils Dyke West Sussex, United Kingdom
72. Diddlebury Shropshire, United Kingdom
73. Dodworth Bottom SE3104 Yorkshire,
74. East Breast Inverclyde, Renfrewshire, PA15
75. Effin Limerick, Republic Of Ireland
76. Fanny Moor Crescent Huddersfield, Kirklees, West Yorkshire S21
77. Fanny Street Cathays, Cardiff, CF24
78. Fan-y-big Brecon Beacons, Wales
79. Farsley Beck Bottom SE2235 Yorkshire,
80. Fawley Bottom SU7486 Buckinghamshire
81. Fiddleford England
82. Fingringhoe Essex, England
83. Fishpond Bottom SY3698 Dorset
84. Fockbury Worcestershire, England
85. Golden Balls Roundabout Oxfordshire, England
86. Golden Balls SU5597 Oxfordshire
87. Goldfinch Bottom SU5064 Berkshire
88. Goosey Oxfordshire, England
89. Great Cockup Hill, Lake District, England
90. Great Hardwick SO3111 Monmouthshire
91. Green Bottom SW7645 Cornwall
92. Grope Lane In Shrewsbury
93. Hammer Bottom SU8632 Hampshire
94. Harcombe Bottom SY3395 Devon
95. Hardhorn SD3538 Lancashire
96. Hardingstone SP7657 Northants
97. Hardisworthy SS2220 Devon
98. Hardwick TL1868 Huntingdonshire
99. Harpsden Bottom SU7580 Oxfordshire
100. Hatch Bottom SU4714 Hampshire
101. Hazeley Bottom SU7557 Hampshire
102. Hill Bottom SU6479 Oxfordshire
103. Hitcombe Bottom ST8241 Wiltshire
104. Hoghton Bottoms SD6227 Lancashire
105. Hogpits Bottom TL0101 Hertfordshire
106. Hole Bottom SD9424 Yorkshire,
107. Hole SS3317 Devon
108. Hole Tayside, Scotland
109. Hookers Place Macclesfield, Cheshire, SK10
110. Horneyman Kent, England
111. Horton Bank Bottom SE1331 Yorkshire,
112. Hotley Bottom SP8701 Buckinghamshire
113. Hurley Bottom SU8283 Berkshire
114. Irons Bottom TQ2546 Surrey
115. Jolly's Bottom SW7545 Cornwall
116. Kettlesing Bottom SE2257 Yorkshire,
117. King Dick Lane City Of Bristol, Bristol BS5
118. King Dick Lane City Of Bristol, Bristol, BS5
119. Knob Lane Ashleyhay, Amber Valley, Derbyshire, DE4
120. Knobs & Knockers 567 Kings Rd, London, SW6 2EB
121. Lady's Hole Beadnell, Northumberland
122. Lane Bottom SD9511 Lancashire
123. Legs Lane Wolverhamton, Staffordshire WV10
124. Lewd Lane - A Lane In Kent Near Smarden
125. Lickers Lane Whiston, Knowsley, Merseyside, L35
126. Lickey Hole West Midlands, England
127. Lickfold West Sussex, England
128. Lickham Bottom Hemyock, Cullompton, United Kingdom
129. Little Cockup Hill, Lake District, England
130. Little Hardwick SO3011 Monmouthshire
131. Long Bentonlong Newcastle, England
132. Lord Berkeley's Knob Sutherland, Scotland
133. Lord Herefords Knob Black Mountains, Wales
134. Loversall SK5798 Yorkshire,
135. Lover SU2120 Wiltshire
136. Lower Dicker TQ5511 Sussex
137. Lower Hardwick SO4056 Herefordshire
138. Lower Lewden SE3603 Yorkshire,
139. Lower Piddle On The Marsh Gloucestershire, England
140. Lulsgate Bottom ST5065 Somerset
141. Lurk Lane - Beverley, North Humberside, HU17
142. Lynsore Bottom TR1649 Kent
143. Maidenhead England
144. Marlow Bottom SU8488 Buckinghamshire
145. Mingelane Upton-on-severn, Worcs, England
146. Minge Lane Upton Upon Severn, Hereford And Worcester, WR8
147. Minges Widford, Herefordshire
148. Moisty Lane - Marchington, Uttoxeter, Staffordshire, ST14
149. Mott Place Stoke-on-trent, ST6
150. Mount Pleasant ST1900 Devon
151. Mousehole Cornwall, England
152. Muckton Bottom TF3682 Lincolnshire
153. Muff Donegall, Ireland
154. Nether Burrow SD6175 Lancashire
155. Nether End SE2407 Yorkshire,
156. Nether Handwick NO3641 Angus
157. Nether Wallop Hampshire, England
158. Newbiggin Northumberland, England
159. Newland Bottom SD2980 Lancashire
160. Nobber Donegal, England
161. Nob End Bolton, England
162. North Piddle Hereford And Worcester, England
163. Oaken Bottom SD7309 Lancashire
164. Pant Wales
165. Park Bottom SW6642 Cornwall
166. Pednor Bottom SP9303 Buckinghamshire
167. Penisarwaen Gwynedd, Wales
168. Penistone SE2403 Yorkshire,
169. Penn Bottom SU9294 Buckinghamshire
170. Pennycomequick Decon, Uk
171. Pett Bottom TR1652 Kent
172. Pettings TQ6163 Kent
173. Piddle - Dorset, Grid Ref: SY743955
174. Piddle North Hereford, England
175. Pleasant View SD9010 Lancashire
176. Pleasure House Lane - Sutton Valence, Maidstone, Kent, ME17
177. Point Pleasant NZ3166 Northumberland
178. Pole's Hole ST8454 Wiltshire
179. Pont-y-pant Wales
180. Pratts Bottom Orpington, Kent, England
181. Pratt's Bottom TQ4762 Kent
182. Prickett Hill - Wressle
183. Pussy Creak Ireland
184. Rampant Horse Street Www.streetmap.co.uk Ditto
185. Ring Ringville, Waterford, Ireland
186. River Piddle England
187. Rodbourne Bottom ST9382 Wiltshire
188. Roseworthy Bottom SW6139 Cornwall
189. Rushcombe Bottom SY9997 Dorset
190. Salubrious Passage Small Alleyway Nr Wind Street, Swansea
191. Samlesbury Bottoms SD6128 Lancashire
192. Sexhow - North Yorkshire, Grid Ref: NZ477062
193. Sexhow NZ4706 Yorkshire,
194. Share Bottom ST2303 Devon, PRE-1844
195. Sheffield Bottom SU6469 Berkshire
196. Shiplake Bottom SU7080 Oxfordshire
197. Shitlingthorpe Yorkshire, United Kingdom
198. Shore Bottom ST2303 Devon, PRE-1844
199. Six Mile Bottom Cambridge, United Kingdom
200. Skinners Bottom Cornwall, United Kingdom
201. Skinner's Bottom SW7246 Cornwall
202. Slackbottom Yorkshire , United Kingdom
203. Sluts Hole Lane Norwich, England
204. Staines England
205. Styants Bottom TQ5756 Kent
206. Succombs Hill Westerham, Kent, United Kingdom
207. Swallow Place Westminster, Greater London, W1
208. Swan Bottom SP9005 Buckinghamshire
209. Sweet Loves SD7012 Lancashire
210. Tangley Bottom SU5232 Hampshire
211. The Bastard Argyll & Bute, Scotland
212. The Cock Of Arran Scotland
213. The Spit Roast & Barbecue Catering Co Lydden Grove London
214. The Wee House Dorset, England
215. Thong Essex, England
216. Thong TQ6770 Kent
217. Three Cocks Wales
218. Timberden Bottom TQ5162 Kent
219. Titley Herefordshire , England
220. Titsey Hill Westerham, Kent, England
221. Titty Ho England
222. Tongue Scotland
223. Trowley Bottom TL0713 Hertfordshire
224. Turton Bottoms SD7315 Lancashire
225. Twathats Scotland
226. Twatt Orkney
227. Twatt Shetland
228. Upper Dicker And Lower Dicker East Sussex, England
229. Upper Dicker TQ5510 Sussex
230. Upper Hardwick SO4057 Herefordshire
231. Wanton Lane - Terrington St. Clement, King's Lynn, Norfolk, PE34
232. Well Bottom ST9116 Dorset
233. Whippendell Bottom TL0502 Hertfordshire
234. Whitewell Bottom SD8323 Lancashire
235. Whitney Bottom ST3213 Somerset
236. Wideopen Newcastle, England
237. Wigginton Bottom SP9309 Hertfordshire
238. Willey Herefordshire, England
239. Wookey Hole Caves Cheddar, England
240. Wookey Hole ST5347 Somerset
241. Wyre Piddle Worcestershire, England

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